Excuse Me Miss, You Dropped These
By ROXY RETAIL
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Men have always been thrilled with breasts. I know, I know, I’m not telling you something you didn’t know. Because, ya know what, women know that. There’s a reason every girl who is bigger than a training bra wears low cut shirts.Yes, women — girls, females, whatever — want attention, and hanging your boobies out of your shirt is a way to get that attention.
There’s a reason there’s a bathing suit category in all those beauty pagents.
But what then, of a man who wears out his girlfriend’s boob-bearing bikini? What shall we think of that? Let’s as Jim Carey.
Apparently, he’s funny. We don’t always get the joke, like the one he pulled on July 4th weekend when he was walking around in Jenny McCartney’s low-cut bathing suit. Yeah, he got lots of attention, I’m sure, but it’s not the kind of attention women go for.
Ladies wear those types of outfits so men think about having sex with them. Jim Carey wore it because, um, right, we don’t know either.
So, women, next time you think about wearing something where your boobs can see the light, ask yourself this: Will it look better on me or Ace Ventura?