Rock Dulls Scissor
By JIM MONTANA
jim.montana(at)hotmail.com
Let me start this column by saying after a hard few days, I have found my voice again to allow me to write again for the cactus. Anyone who has lost a parent knows the pain you feel, and while there were times that I contemplated leaving writing all together, it was my love for the people of the cactus that made me change my mind.
After the last two elections and the long Democratic nominating process, people close to Barrack Obama and John McCain disclosed the the two have agreed to a game of rock, paper, scissor to determine the next president. I know this sounds outrageous, but considering the options this one made the most sense The two candidates apparently had a conversation over the weekend and this was the topic. Initially Sen. Obama suggested a game of Twister but Sen. McCain expressed fears of dislocating his hip for the tenth time.
“People are sick of the election process they have lost faith in it,” Sen. McCain said at a event held in Death Valley on Tuesday. The two will square off on election night live on ABC in a two out of three contest. If there is still no clear winner, the election will be decided in sudden death during a duel that night. The WWE had offered for the two to square off in a steel cage however concerns arose about if McCain could in fact get into the ring or not.