It’s been a while since we had any sort of contest on this site, so guess what’s coming for September.
You got it.
Since we have some prizes left over from our old contests, this one will be sponsored by the lovely Michael J. Media.
The premise is simple: Post a link to the cactus anywhere on the […]

Dear boys and girls:
I’m going on vacation.
Oh, I know you will miss me and my witicisms, but don’t worry, I’ll be back in a week. The cactus will be slightly anorexic in my absence, but rest assured, when I’m done tanning, I’ll be back behind the glow of the computer screen.
Until then, you’ll just have […]

Come one, come all to the new and improved cactus.
I think you’ve noticed that we’re bulking up on content. We noticed that you noticed since more of you are coming to the cactus on a daily basis.
We love that!
And we’re ready to give you another reason to keep stopping by. Our super good friend Amy […]

We’re living in a time of financial crisis, where things like milk are too expensive to buy on a regular basis. Try getting calcium in cheaper places — like chewing your teeth. Okay, so that’s not really a solution that makes any sense at all, so thank goodness for you, my dear readers, that Beth […]

Michelle Riccardi has found her way back to the cactus. You may have found that out yesterday when her column ran, but in case you missed it, that’s why I’m here.
She’s going to start writing again every Sunday. That much is set. The topic, well, that’s always going to be up in the air. The […]

If you are a loyal reader of the cactus, you’ve noticed something different — and I’m not just talking about how Jim Montana is full time ’round these parts.
I’m talking about the artwork.
The category, which has been a cactus staple since the very beginning, has moved to Wednesday. What does that mean, you wonder. Well, […]