By ROXY RETAIL
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My very good friend is getting married, and I get to wear a dress I’ve had sitting in the closet for just this occasion. It’s black with chiffon, green stitching, and a handful of sequins to add a little character and charm. In all honestly, I wear it and look similar to a […]

By ROXY RETAIL
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I was flipping through some celebrity rag the other day, and I stumbled over a picture of Amanda Bynes. You know her, the chick that was better than her All That castmates so she got her own show. She was in a bunch of comedies before landing a non-cable show that wasn’t as […]

By ROXY RETAIL
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I’m totally bailing here with my column, but it’s the summer, and I’ve been spending more time on the beach in my cute bikini than indoors on the computer.
You can’t get tan inside.
Okay, you can in a tanning salon, but no cancer for me.
And I don’t want cancer when I go to the […]

By ROXY RETAIL
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I don’t know if I’ve been watching too much Nashville Star lately or what, but it seems everywhere I turn, women are in cowboy hats.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been accompanying my friends to a couple country concerts this summer — I am the cute accessory for my friends, by the way; the cute […]

By ROXY RETAIL
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I have a lot of things against white pants — none of which have to do with the Justin Timberlake-looking guy in the photo to the left of mine name. Everything about him and his white pants is totally fine with me.
But white pants on people who aren’t topless, showing off their hard […]

By ROXY RETAIL
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Men have always been thrilled with breasts. I know, I know, I’m not telling you something you didn’t know. Because, ya know what, women know that. There’s a reason every girl who is bigger than a training bra wears low cut shirts.Yes, women — girls, females, whatever — want attention, and hanging your […]