By JIM MONTANA
jim.montana(at)hotmail.com
I will miss George Bush being President for one simple reason: He never fails to provide material to make fun of him.
Monday at the G8 summit was another of those times where Bush provided countless jokes at his expense. While talking to the Nigerian President, Bush summoned the attention of Canada’s Prime […]

After a long and tedious search, the golden cactus has been returned to it’s rightful owners. Just goes to prove what they say: Never trust the French.
All of this being said, the Newsmaker of the Day award has been returned to it’s rightful owner. So in honor of Independence Day, we proudly give the N.O.D. […]

When I was in eighth grade or so, I liked the Miami Dolphins — but that had nothing to do with Dan Marino, who was a QB, not a commentator, at the time. It had to do with Jonathan Brandis.
My friends and I were crushing on him hard. I can still probably recite lines from […]

If you’re reading this, you’ve survived the New Year’s festivities — and you’re working off that hang over [[water works, people!]].
If you spent a quiet evening watching Ryan Seacrest play Dick Clark, you saw the ball drop in Times Square in New York City. While the ball does ring in the new year, it also […]

I was planning on giving the “Newsmaker of the Day” cactus to Vinny Testaverde. On Sunday, he broke his record of being the oldest QB to win a game. And now he’s retired. After spending a big chunk of his 44 years throwing the pigskin, he deserved recognition.
But first his glory was stolen by an […]

On Christmas, a tiger escaped from the San Francisco zoo. On Saturday, an 18-page transcript about the incident was released.
One of the highlights was that zoo employees “questioned whether early reports of the Dec. 25 attack were coming from a mentally unstable person,” according to Jordan Robertson of the Associated Press.
The potentially unstable person was […]